Topic: Jesse McCartney Featuring Ludacris: Asscream & Cheese.
To be honest, I never had high expectations of the Mainstream US Music Industry and stuff like Gangsta Rap, Mulit Format Starlets and boysbands made my opinion of it actually plummet to Mariana Trench depths.
But there is always hope right? Wrong!
We've had Britney and Justin proclaim their virginity, we still have the holy Jonas 'Twink-tard' Brothers and now we have Asscream & Cheese.
Jesse McCartney's attempts to look like a loverboy are quite entertaining for the first five minutes, after all it's always adorable to see a 5 year old mimicking his father, sadly you'll come to realize after 6 minutes that he isn't 5, but 12 and nothing is more annoying than a 12 year old going all smoochy with girls 4 years older than him.
Now dear Jesse is not only trying to be a loverboy, but a roughrider as well. I personally would first try to get through puberty and grow some facial hair, but Jesse doesn't need that, he has a gangsta to make him look "fo' reel" and he took the biggest bad ass there is...Ludacris.
Seriously, if you want to look hard yet adorable...pick a tru badass mofo like Varg Vikernes, Gaahl or Johnny Hallyday.
Granted, these dudes are white (bad for your multi-cultural image) and their biatches are either old, dead or wishing to be dead, but at least dear Jesse would have gained some credibility as a Hardcore Mofo.
But the world is cruel, pringles are tasty and Asscream & Cheese sells. After all, once you pop, you can't stop.